idiocracy

5:30 am....drunk chatting and watching synchronized TV (Score...with Ryan Cabrera)
BiGGGcheese = Linds
mshotnessherself = me

BiGGGcheese: P(
BiGGGcheese: that was supposed to be a frown
mshotnessherself: I know
mshotnessherself: I canyt type rright now , luaghing
BiGGGcheese: he was wearing an eyepatch! ahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAH
mshotnessherself: i keep puttin gmy hands on the wrong keys...and typing the stupidest shit
mshotnessherself: who I wasn't looking?
BiGGGcheese: P)
BiGGGcheese: HAHAHAHAH
mshotnessherself: hehehehahha
mshotnessherself: og o lrrr[ truomnh
BiGGGcheese: omg
mshotnessherself: hahahha
BiGGGcheese: HAHAHAHAH
mshotnessherself: stupid home row typing in the dark bullshit
BiGGGcheese: i agree
BiGGGcheese: i had so many issues i had to turn the lamp on
BiGGGcheese: i'm not so sure how good it's doing
mshotnessherself: I should..I really should
BiGGGcheese: you should turn off the tv
BiGGGcheese: this is garbage
mshotnessherself: I am not even watching...
mshotnessherself: 'u cannda
mshotnessherself: what the fuck?
mshotnessherself: seriously can I type tonight?
mshotnessherself: I was trying to sya...I can hear it though...it's shit
BiGGGcheese: oh i'm def not watchin but i can hear it and it's AWFUL

one more time...

guess who has WAY too much time on her hands...and photoshop...
check out me and Ryan Cabrera!

biggest nerd ever!

All Play and No School Makes LinC a NERD! (to the max)
I have been watching so much crappy daytime television, I think I am seriously losing my mind.
Just today, I have watched babies be born, a trucker get a makeover, Rachel Ray cook a tasty meal in just 30 minutes, a nerd be made into a cheerleader, and now...
the show on MTV hosted by (my favorite) Ryan Cabrera! called Score.
yes, yes, slowly but surely my mind is rotting away.
but I tell you, it's not my fault. I got up early today to deliver my paperwork to the hospital, and when I called to make sure the lady was there, she wasn't...
she won't be back until tomorrow...which means I have to get up early and do this all over again. Plus a Brazilian. Ouch!

best picture EVER

now, and only now, life makes sense

I have three words...I FUCKING GET IT!

All day today, it has sounded like there was someone in my hall closet banging on pipes. I mean obviously there was no one in my closet, but apparently somewhere in the building.

Then, about 10 minutes ago, I started to smell this kinda warm (kitchen oven type warm) smell.

And this smell is in my apartment, though I am not currently cooking anything.

Of course, today with the rain and sub-55 degree weather, it feels like mid-winter to me. Yea, I know when real winter comes, I'm gonna get it.

So, this pipe thingie in the corner of my apartment. By the window to the fire escape. I had been warned previously that it would get so very hot, that in December I would be sporting open windows...and yea, that's what it is. That pipe...it's getting warm.

I just felt it.

Why I love Ms. Reagan and Myself more than anyone!

SCENE: I filled out some dumb survey, which then caused Linds to fill out the same damn survey. One of the questions was who's your current best friend...and this is a segment from our AIM conversation about said survey
(BiGGGcheese = Linds)
(mshotnessherself = me)

mshotnessherself: I like how you don't have mike in your best friends....
mshotnessherself: did he see me type that?
mshotnessherself: asdf
mshotnessherself: sdasd
mshotnessherself: f
BiGGGcheese: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
mshotnessherself: I am such a choad...
BiGGGcheese: omg that cracked me the fuck up
BiGGGcheese: ajskljf
BiGGGcheese: HAHAHAAH
mshotnessherself: me too I ca' t breathe right now
mshotnessherself: I was trying to get it off the screen
mshotnessherself: it made sense at the time
BiGGGcheese: i know that's why it's cracking me up
mshotnessherself: I am crying I am laughing so hard
BiGGGcheese: i get it i just imagine you panicking and hitting buttons
BiGGGcheese: me too omg
mshotnessherself: yea and i can tell you that exactly how you see it in your head is exactly how it happened here
BiGGGcheese: i wasn't even that bad of a thing to say
mshotnessherself: I know!
BiGGGcheese: ok tears.
BiGGGcheese: jesus.

random goodness

• I worked on my painting tonight. It's been 10 months at least since I last touched it.
• I drank a whole bottle (big 'un) of grape juice and it was grapey.
• I was cuddling my little cat and the big cat was giving me the death look.
• My TA didn't show up to my MassCom discussion class today.
• I don't have school until Monday.
• I am aiming with my best friend right now...and again...now.
• I am going to be a sexy pirate for Halloween.
• I already have my costume stuff.
• Arrrgghhh Matey!

gunna do it, doit doit.

So, in my previous post, I was skeptical about medical school...not no mo'
I made up my mind to just do it. I wanna have a good life and a job I love and really yes, yes I am a science nerd. Discovery Health is one of my favorite channels. Right after the Food Network...so according to my television preferences, I am going to be a fat doctor. Better than Kirstie Alley though, yes?
I got a volunteer position at a nearby cancer center. Heh. I am going to be working in "discharge management"
hahahahahahhah...okay so not only am I going to be a fat doctor, I am going to be a fat nerdy doctor to whom life is still nothing but dick and fart jokes.
In all, I am pretty darn excited about life right now. I love NYC. I really like my school, and probably will more so when I am actually in classes that I want to take.
In other exciting news, my B gets back on Saturday. I can't wait!! He's been gone far far far too long. I don't like living alone. I want my roommate back.
Almost WELCOME HOME DONG!