Beer v. Champagne

Beer has it's value. It is cheap, gets you drunk, and usually stupid. Champagne, however, has special bubbles. Not like beer. They make you laugh, and sometimes fall off balconies on New Year's Eve.

I am not feeling the love today. K went home sick with the pregnancy. I've been busy as shit...Fuck I am never happy, eh? I bitch when there's nothing to do, I bitch when there is. But it's not me. It's the dumbasses that have the nerve to invade my office. I love people everyday. Happy face.

In the good news. My parents sent me this killer package from Australia. It was somewhat disappointing that the box did not contain a for real Australian aborigine, however I will live. I suppose. What it did have in it was:

• an incense set. fucking beautiful
• a handmade candle
• a painted box (with real Australian money inside!)

and my favorite

• a wooden bowl that looks like it was pulled straight from the heart of the tree