play with my dingaling
Today at work the doorbell was possessed. It would ding, just once, not the full ding, on average...every 5 fucking minutes! I almost went insane.
In the good news department:
In the good news department:
- I found not one, but TWO full diet cokes on the ground.
- I did not drink them.
- I am rather suspicious they might be poisoned...
- Soap will probably cure this.
It's my Friday night and I am ready to party. Supersonic styles!
posted by Lindsay @ 10:42 PM
1 Comments:
At 2:56 PM,
Anonymous said…
That happened in my office once too. The door buzzer started for no apparent reason and just kept going. It was driving everyone crazy so a girl I work with took a butter knife and disassembled the thing. This made the buzzing stop, but it made the accountant in our office FREAK OUT. She kept yelling and looking at me and demanding, "Why did you let her do that?!" I thought the accountant was going to cry.
I, too, am very supicious of beverages of unknown origin. A tenant in the building brought me coffee once. I seriously considered writing, "Please take to the lab for testing--it is the thing that poisoned me" on the side, just in case it was laced.
Also (this is a very long comment) I invite you to submit something to the MS Paint contest I'm holding at my blog. Surely you have the time at work to whip something up.
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