Snottsdale

In every city, there is that part of town that is the height of current fashion, hairstyles, and plastic surgery. Here, that is Scottsdale. In Scottsdale, the ladies are all blonde, extra thin, scantily clad, and very well endowed chesticularly. What is great about Scottsdale is that these "women" (if you will) are always more than willing to show you their plastic features for a few awe-stricken "wow"s. Now, fellas don't get too excited as these occurances usually happen within the confines of the ladies' room. Feeling validated is the key. It's okay if I paid six grand for these...as long as the other women like them!
However, in Scottsdale, your six grand worth of boobies can potentially pay off in just one single evening!
"How?" you may ask.
Because a Michelob Ultra, in Scottsdale, is worth approximately 6 bucks.
This therefore makes any decent martini worth at least $11.
And I, although not up to Scottsdale chesty par, can put away at least 5 martinis and a few beers on a good night.
Which leads me to believe that these top-heavy women can do just the same, if not more, damage.
I am tired now, and not willing to do the math, but as you can probably calculate for yourself, it adds up quickly. Plus a tip. And you are well on your way to earning back those thousands, because obviously, with knockers like that, you are NOT paying for your own drinks.
I heart Scottsdale.