Because You're Worth It!

Work. Filing = done. Phone calls = none. Package room = organized.
Lindsay = Productive.

Today some group has rented out our clubhouse. I got solicited to go. Fortunately, I have to be at work. Right across from the clubhouse. So they gave me a flier and asked me to pop my head in with any questions.
The front of the flier reads: "Because You're Worth It!" (of course I am worth more than anything but...reading on.)
Inside, on the left, there is a small map directing people to the clubhouse that is directly across from my work.
The right side reads:

Turn your body into a fat fighting machine.

Erase years from your face.

Protect yourself from life-threatening health problems

and daily discomfort.

Come and see!

RELIV It will change your life.

Apparently this pill does goddamned everything. I want to lose weight, without exercising. I want years off my face, so that I get carded for 'R' rated movies again...(oh wait that still happens now). Fuck it, I want to look prepubescent again. So, fat fighting...check. Looking younger...check. Now, life threatening health problems and daily discomfort...if it cures a hangover it's good enough for me!

I really feel as though I am missing something important. heh. not really.